This originally ran on my RedEye blog…

August 24, 2011 at 6:24 am (Uncategorized)

Use this template to score yourself an invite to a front row seat for the Air and Water Show…

Date: Friday, August 18, 2011.  10:28 AM

From: Myself@me.com

To: FriendIDon’tParticularlyLikeWithAnApartmentWithARooftopDeckOverlookingTheLake@meh.com

Subject: Let’s hang!

Hey!

We haven’t talked in so long!  How are you?  How is work?  How is (insert name of their significant other that you don’t particularly like either)?  I’ve been good.  Super busy.  Just like, extraordinarily busy, which is why we don’t get to see much of each other.

Hey, look, we should hang out soon!  It’d be so good to catch up with you.  Next week doesn’t really work that well, I’ve got a lot going on.  There’s work, I’ve got a kickball game, I’m re-reading the “Harry Potter” books… you know, I’m just swamped.  How about tomorrow during the day?

Xoxo,

Me

Date: Friday, August 18, 2011.  10:35 AM

From: FriendIDon’tParticularlyLikeWithAnApartmentWithARooftopDeckOverlookingTheLake@meh.com

To: myself@me.com

Subject: RE: Let’s Hang!

Hi! Long time no talk! Tomorrow I’m actually having some people over to watch the Air and Water Show, you’re more than welcome to join! We have so much to catch up on!!!!!! (Insert name of significant other that you don’t particularly like either) was just asking about you!

KISSES!,

Your obnoxious friend

Date: Friday, August 18, 2011.  10:40 AM

From: Myself@me.com

To: FriendIDon’tParticularlyLikeWithAnApartmentWithARooftopDeckOverlookingTheLake@meh.com

Subject: RE: Let’s hang!

Gosh, I forgot that was this weekend! (As a Thunderbird flies noisily overhead) That sounds great! Since I can only tolerate you when I’m soused I’ll bring a bottle of vodka, and since I’m not totally rude, I’ll bring crudite too.

See you tomorrow!

Me

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